Saturday, October 24, 2009

Hurricanes...

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bad hurricanes
ARE natural disasters
- they're NOT man-made


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Monday, September 28, 2009

When angry...

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when angry
remember Seinfeld
- SERENITY NOW


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Friday, September 11, 2009

Saturday Night after 9/11...

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Union Square Park -
not too far from Ground Zero
thousands of candles

mourners walk between flowers
cell phone photo journalists



the armory's walls -
little boy tries to help
by pointing at picture

asks me if I've seen her
then his mom leads him away



soon after 9/11 -
mocking peace sign's slogans
in the empty bar

MAD man screams LIBERAL
comes at me with FIST raised



misunderstanding
sarcasm enraged him
- ready for a fight

patron intervenes in time
for me to clear the air


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Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Don't maximize liberty...

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absurd thought -
don't maximize liberty
vote for tyranny...


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Sunday, August 30, 2009

Old man riding bike...

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old man riding bike
slowly like standing still
- young boy is amazed


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Saturday, August 15, 2009

Create NEW jobs...

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creating NEW jobs
will spread MORE wealth around
- it is NOT finite


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Friday, July 31, 2009

Don't fix health care systems...

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absurd thought -
don't fix your health care system
just make it worse...


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FreeMarketCure.com


Thursday, July 23, 2009

Kids on the beach...

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kids on the beach
search for smooth colored sea glass
- thanks litter bugs


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Inspired at Mad Haiku


Saturday, July 18, 2009

Bumblebee...

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bumblebee
attends the flowers
- naturally working


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Saturday, July 11, 2009

This 4th of July...

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this 4th of July
less fireworks than last year
- recession


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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

STOP ALL THIS TWEETING (for Iran)

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absurd thought -
your Supreme God says
STOP ALL THIS TWEETING

it will just educate
way too many sheeple



absurd thought –
your Supreme God says
MAD mullahs MUST be in charge

beating students and children
and freaking over tweets…



absurd thought -
your Supreme God
HATES ALL THIS TWEETING

it will only wakeup
way too many sheeple


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Iran.twazzup.com




Friday, June 12, 2009

Apologize to evil...

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just absurd -
apologize to evil
never scold it


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Sunday, June 7, 2009

Just waiting...

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just waiting -
the bulldog sits in a chair
at the Vet's


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Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Small children in tow...

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small children in tow
young mom leads us into town
- ropes for leashes


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Friday, May 22, 2009

Make BIG bucks...

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make BIG bucks
sell your stuff on eBay
- as seen on TV


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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Outdoor cafe...

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outdoor cafe -
smoking prohibited
creeping nanny state


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Friday, May 8, 2009

Cherry trees...

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cherry trees
blossom in Washington
- lobbyists scurry


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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Government...

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government
afraid of the people
- liberty


the people
terrified of government
- tyranny


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Thursday, April 30, 2009

Liberals...

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liberals
debating conservatives
- fairly balanced


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Friday, April 24, 2009

Child holding sign...

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child holding sign
DON'T MORTGAGE MY FUTURE
- rightwing extremist


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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Save our planet...

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save our planet
KILL all the humans
- HAPPY Earth Day


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Friday, April 10, 2009

Make A Wish...

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star
falling
through the sky
meteorite
rock


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Write an instant Lantern (shape) poem here...


Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Drunk but still cute...

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drunk but still cute
until the morning that is
- coyote ugly


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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Move right on defense...

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absurd thought -
our Supreme God says
hate ALL Liberals

who admit their errors
and move right on defense


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Ron Silver RIP


Monday, March 16, 2009

Aim small miss small...

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aim small miss small
pity the poor terrorist
- after killing


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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

KILL ALL the lawyers...

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absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
KILL ALL the lawyers

except for the one you save
to advocate for your life


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Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Cover your ass...

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cover your ass
expect reincarnation
- resist Sharia


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Friday, February 27, 2009

Shape shifting...

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shape shifting -
money is like water
changing locations


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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Communism...

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communism -
by any other name
seems fine by many


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Thursday, February 19, 2009

Freedom of speech...

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freedom of speech
most dangerous concept
- threatens tyranny


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Liberty Be Damned!



Tuesday, February 17, 2009

An old friend visits...

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girl
going
to college
visits my blog
friend


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Write an instant Lantern (shape) poem here...


Sunday, February 15, 2009

Outlaw Valentine's Day...

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here’s an absurd thought -
your Supreme God says
outlaw Valentine's Day

confiscate ALL red roses
keep men and women apart


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Monday, February 9, 2009

Toddler TV

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praise Teletubbies -
teaching toddlers friendship
science and manners...

smiling baby sun giggles
stomach screens repeat short films


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