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Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
DESTROY all guns...
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DESTROY all guns
just use sticks and stones
- then outlaw them
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DESTROY all guns
just use sticks and stones
- then outlaw them
.
See 'Men In Black'...
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see 'Men In Black'
Universes in marbles
- a cat carries one
keep tabs on Earth's aliens
funny and thought provoking
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see 'Men In Black'
Universes in marbles
- a cat carries one
keep tabs on Earth's aliens
funny and thought provoking
.
Sometimes so many...
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sometimes so many
things go wrong all at once
- it seems magical
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sometimes so many
things go wrong all at once
- it seems magical
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Oblivious...
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oblivious -
group stands around talking
blocks the sidewalk
oblivious -
group stands around talking
blocks the sidewalk
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CONGRATULATIONS to ALL Grads!
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Hey young Grads
good show I say
you've done it now
you showed us how
You had some good times
You made some good friends
now some will go off
to do it again
So good luck in college
You can do it
Have a real wild time
but don't over do it
Try to make friends fast
many of the early ones
will be the ones
who last
Unless you love
to get up early
don't schedule your classes
way too early
And try to get to class
as much as you can
you'll be glad you did
then you'll deserve a cold can
But try not to party
too much before class
you'll more likely attend
and you won't be an ass
If you fail the easy Calc
don't take the harder one
just keep your eye on the ball
between all the fun
You'll be entering
sort of a fantasy land
of reading, writing, and thinking
with those who can lend a hand
So, do your best with grades
but at least finish the task
and soon another graduation
will come at last...
So
CONGRATULATIONS
GOOD LUCK
and HAVE FUN!!!
.
Hey young Grads
good show I say
you've done it now
you showed us how
You had some good times
You made some good friends
now some will go off
to do it again
So good luck in college
You can do it
Have a real wild time
but don't over do it
Try to make friends fast
many of the early ones
will be the ones
who last
Unless you love
to get up early
don't schedule your classes
way too early
And try to get to class
as much as you can
you'll be glad you did
then you'll deserve a cold can
But try not to party
too much before class
you'll more likely attend
and you won't be an ass
If you fail the easy Calc
don't take the harder one
just keep your eye on the ball
between all the fun
You'll be entering
sort of a fantasy land
of reading, writing, and thinking
with those who can lend a hand
So, do your best with grades
but at least finish the task
and soon another graduation
will come at last...
So
CONGRATULATIONS
GOOD LUCK
and HAVE FUN!!!
.
Crossing the street...
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crossing the street
with a bag of burgers
- simple pleasures
sweet anticipation
soon I will just be full
.
crossing the street
with a bag of burgers
- simple pleasures
sweet anticipation
soon I will just be full
.
Making laws is fun...
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making laws is fun
they might last forever too
- so laws must be just
take some ego out of it
remove politicians' names
.
making laws is fun
they might last forever too
- so laws must be just
take some ego out of it
remove politicians' names
.
Croquet Wars
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wickets of evil
must be stopped at all cost
- gives purpose to life
their mallets conspire
must send to Hell when one can
- there is hope for us
no judges to pay -
just our fate in the balance
what will happen will
croquet corruption
can't kill enthusiasm
- just makes us stronger
let us not falter
for all we can do is fight
this VERY long war...
.
wickets of evil
must be stopped at all cost
- gives purpose to life
their mallets conspire
must send to Hell when one can
- there is hope for us
no judges to pay -
just our fate in the balance
what will happen will
croquet corruption
can't kill enthusiasm
- just makes us stronger
let us not falter
for all we can do is fight
this VERY long war...
.
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