Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

The Dentist's Chair

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While sitting in the dentist’s chair,
It just seemed so very unfair;
The doctor had no more gas,
So time would not easily pass,
And this gave me quite a big scare.


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This and the previous prompted by Mad Kane.


CONGRATULATIONS to ALL Grads!

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Hey young Grads
good show I say
you've done it now
you showed us how

You had some good times
You made some good friends
now some will go off
to do it again

So good luck in college
You can do it
Have a real wild time
but don't over do it

Try to make friends fast
many of the early ones
will be the ones
who last

Unless you love
to get up early
don't schedule your classes
way too early

And try to get to class
as much as you can
you'll be glad you did
then you'll deserve a cold can

But try not to party
too much before class
you'll more likely attend
and you won't be an ass

If you fail the easy Calc
don't take the harder one
just keep your eye on the ball
between all the fun

You'll be entering
sort of a fantasy land
of reading, writing, and thinking
with those who can lend a hand

So, do your best with grades
but at least finish the task
and soon another graduation
will come at last...

So
CONGRATULATIONS

GOOD LUCK
and HAVE FUN!!!


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Crossing the street...

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crossing the street
with a bag of burgers
- simple pleasures

sweet anticipation
soon I will just be full


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Making laws is fun...

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making laws is fun
they might last forever too
- so laws must be just

take some ego out of it
remove politicians' names


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Croquet Wars

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wickets of evil
must be stopped at all cost
- gives purpose to life


their mallets conspire
must send to Hell when one can
- there is hope for us


no judges to pay -
just our fate in the balance
what will happen will


croquet corruption
can't kill enthusiasm
- just makes us stronger


let us not falter
for all we can do is fight
this VERY long war...


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