REQUIRE a license to live...

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absurd thought -
your Supreme God says
REQUIRE a license to live

DEMAND insurance for life
PAY a fine or be taxed


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Outlaw Valentine's Day...

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here’s an absurd thought -
your Supreme God says
outlaw Valentine's Day

confiscate ALL red roses
keep men and women apart


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Toddler TV

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praise Teletubbies -
teaching toddlers friendship
science and manners...

smiling baby sun giggles
stomach screens repeat short films


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Getting a job is a job...

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the harder you work
the luckier you'll get
- keep working at it

getting a job is a job
you WILL get another one


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Fax Paper SPAM Waste

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junk faxes paper -
say 12 per day per machine
100,000,000

total worldwide equals more
than ONE BILLION sheets per DAY


500 sheets per
2,000,000 reams, 10 per box
200,000

20 per skid, 10,000
skids, 500 trucks PER DAY


10,000 sheets per
tree, is 100,000
trees per day you see

260 weekdays
26,000,000 PER YEAR


average pulp tree
440 per
acre, just about

60,000 acres per
YEAR - USE RECYCLED PAPER


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Last posted at Zen Haiku

Let pirates operate...

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absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
let pirates operate

you will get cut of ransom
and maybe some weapons too


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Making laws is fun...

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making laws is fun
they might last forever too
- so laws must be just

take some ego out of it
remove politicians' names


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Spilling beer...

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spilling beer
drinking from trophy
- player's dream

BIG croquet tournament
friends gather from all over


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Cats are cool...

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cats are cool -
they often leave a gift
to show their love

some mouse or mole or bird
that's what they give to say thanks


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Inspired at Morden Haiku

Waiting for music...

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waiting for music
when are they going to start
- restless before show

play some music soon please
we need the tunes NOW


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Blow out the candles...

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blow out the candles
after you make your wish
- don't spit on the cake

it is a funny custom
giving food some germs


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Famous Birthdays

Uno the beagle...

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Uno the beagle
wins Best In Show -
Kennel Club history

he does cuteness well
circled the ring like a star


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Best in Show 2008

Photosynthesis...

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photosynthesis -
plants take carbon dioxide
give back oxygen

all animals need plant breath
and all plants need to breath


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Man-Made Global Warming?

Absurd thought...

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absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
outlaw most bloggers

license all the rest
monitor their writing


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MERRY HOLIDAYS...

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MERRY HOLIDAYS
we all have our special ones
drink responsibly

world economy depends
on massive celebrations



for the holidays
we must get together
- before they are over

ancient feelings
days will get longer again


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Warm air meeting cold...

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warm air meeting cold
open window's blurry there
- molecules collide

fast meeting slow
sunlight refracting


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Absurd thought...

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absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
outlaw most poetry

register all writers
make them pay huge fees

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