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Showing posts with label holidays. Show all posts
Showing posts with label holidays. Show all posts
Outlaw Valentine's Day...
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here’s an absurd thought -
your Supreme God says
outlaw Valentine's Day
confiscate ALL red roses
keep men and women apart
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here’s an absurd thought -
your Supreme God says
outlaw Valentine's Day
confiscate ALL red roses
keep men and women apart
.
ROCK IN THE NEW YEAR
.
Don't you be afraid
have no fear
the old times gone
the new year's here
what will happen
this coming year
days will get longer
spring will be here
so watch the ball drop
tick tock
tick tock rock
let's go rock
Come on let's rock this year
rock in the new year
rock in the new year
let's rock in the new year
rock in this here year
so rock in the cheer
just roll back the fear
we'll rock in the front
and roll out the rear
rock out the old world
and roll in the new
you can do more
but it's up to you
go watch the ball drop
tick tock
tick tock rock
let's go rock
Come on let's rock this year
rock in the new year
rock in the new year
let's rock in the new year
rock in this here year
what will shock
and what will awe
will dictators fall
and scandals tell all
so try to keep
some resolutions
maybe defend
the constitution
this year may rock
this year can rock
this year will rock
rock rock
tick tock rock
rock in the new year
rock in this here year
rock in this new year
have some fun this year
rock in a happy new year
rock in the new year...
UncleSpace
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Don't you be afraid
have no fear
the old times gone
the new year's here
what will happen
this coming year
days will get longer
spring will be here
so watch the ball drop
tick tock
tick tock rock
let's go rock
Come on let's rock this year
rock in the new year
rock in the new year
let's rock in the new year
rock in this here year
so rock in the cheer
just roll back the fear
we'll rock in the front
and roll out the rear
rock out the old world
and roll in the new
you can do more
but it's up to you
go watch the ball drop
tick tock
tick tock rock
let's go rock
Come on let's rock this year
rock in the new year
rock in the new year
let's rock in the new year
rock in this here year
what will shock
and what will awe
will dictators fall
and scandals tell all
so try to keep
some resolutions
maybe defend
the constitution
this year may rock
this year can rock
this year will rock
rock rock
tick tock rock
rock in the new year
rock in this here year
rock in this new year
have some fun this year
rock in a happy new year
rock in the new year...
UncleSpace
.
Mother and young son...
Outlaw Christmas...
.
absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
outlaw Christmas
don't upset atheists
makes them question their faith
absurd thought -
God of the Universe hates
Christmas celebrations
leads to Muslim apostates
who then get death threats
MERRY HOLIDAYS
we all have our special ones
drink responsibly
world economy depends
on massive celebrations
for the holidays
we must get together
- before they are over
ancient feelings
days will get longer again
..
Philosophy of Liberty Cartoon
Apostates of Islam
USpace
absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
outlaw Christmas
don't upset atheists
makes them question their faith
absurd thought -
God of the Universe hates
Christmas celebrations
leads to Muslim apostates
who then get death threats
MERRY HOLIDAYS
we all have our special ones
drink responsibly
world economy depends
on massive celebrations
for the holidays
we must get together
- before they are over
ancient feelings
days will get longer again
..
Philosophy of Liberty Cartoon
Apostates of Islam
USpace
Halloween on Friday
.
city streets jam late
Halloween on Friday
wild costumes all night
urban ghouls and goblins
try to stay out of trouble
.
city streets jam late
Halloween on Friday
wild costumes all night
urban ghouls and goblins
try to stay out of trouble
.
CONGRATULATIONS to ALL Grads!
.
Hey young Grads
good show I say
you've done it now
you showed us how
You had some good times
You made some good friends
now some will go off
to do it again
So good luck in college
You can do it
Have a real wild time
but don't over do it
Try to make friends fast
many of the early ones
will be the ones
who last
Unless you love
to get up early
don't schedule your classes
way too early
And try to get to class
as much as you can
you'll be glad you did
then you'll deserve a cold can
But try not to party
too much before class
you'll more likely attend
and you won't be an ass
If you fail the easy Calc
don't take the harder one
just keep your eye on the ball
between all the fun
You'll be entering
sort of a fantasy land
of reading, writing, and thinking
with those who can lend a hand
So, do your best with grades
but at least finish the task
and soon another graduation
will come at last...
So
CONGRATULATIONS
GOOD LUCK
and HAVE FUN!!!
.
Hey young Grads
good show I say
you've done it now
you showed us how
You had some good times
You made some good friends
now some will go off
to do it again
So good luck in college
You can do it
Have a real wild time
but don't over do it
Try to make friends fast
many of the early ones
will be the ones
who last
Unless you love
to get up early
don't schedule your classes
way too early
And try to get to class
as much as you can
you'll be glad you did
then you'll deserve a cold can
But try not to party
too much before class
you'll more likely attend
and you won't be an ass
If you fail the easy Calc
don't take the harder one
just keep your eye on the ball
between all the fun
You'll be entering
sort of a fantasy land
of reading, writing, and thinking
with those who can lend a hand
So, do your best with grades
but at least finish the task
and soon another graduation
will come at last...
So
CONGRATULATIONS
GOOD LUCK
and HAVE FUN!!!
.
Croquet Wars
.
wickets of evil
must be stopped at all cost
- gives purpose to life
their mallets conspire
must send to Hell when one can
- there is hope for us
no judges to pay -
just our fate in the balance
what will happen will
croquet corruption
can't kill enthusiasm
- just makes us stronger
let us not falter
for all we can do is fight
this VERY long war...
.
wickets of evil
must be stopped at all cost
- gives purpose to life
their mallets conspire
must send to Hell when one can
- there is hope for us
no judges to pay -
just our fate in the balance
what will happen will
croquet corruption
can't kill enthusiasm
- just makes us stronger
let us not falter
for all we can do is fight
this VERY long war...
.
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