Outlaw Valentine's Day...

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here’s an absurd thought -
your Supreme God says
outlaw Valentine's Day

confiscate ALL red roses
keep men and women apart


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Toddler TV

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praise Teletubbies -
teaching toddlers friendship
science and manners...

smiling baby sun giggles
stomach screens repeat short films


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Too much thinking...

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too much thinking
sleep comes difficultly -
try counting backwards


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Let someone hit you...

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here's an absurd thought -
your Supreme God says
let someone hit you

over and over again
and NEVER hit back harder


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ROCK IN THE NEW YEAR

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Don't you be afraid
have no fear
the old times gone
the new year's here

what will happen
this coming year
days will get longer
spring will be here

so watch the ball drop
tick tock
tick tock rock
let's go rock

Come on let's rock this year
rock in the new year
rock in the new year
let's rock in the new year
rock in this here year

so rock in the cheer
just roll back the fear
we'll rock in the front
and roll out the rear

rock out the old world
and roll in the new
you can do more
but it's up to you

go watch the ball drop
tick tock
tick tock rock
let's go rock

Come on let's rock this year
rock in the new year
rock in the new year
let's rock in the new year
rock in this here year

what will shock
and what will awe
will dictators fall
and scandals tell all

so try to keep
some resolutions
maybe defend
the constitution

this year may rock
this year can rock
this year will rock

rock rock
tick tock rock
rock in the new year
rock in this here year
rock in this new year
have some fun this year
rock in a happy new year
rock in the new year...


UncleSpace

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Mother and young son...

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mother and young son
frolic with the dolphins
- magical Christmas

dolphins circle the shallows
where the humans stand amazed


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Outlaw Christmas...

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absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
outlaw Christmas

don't upset atheists
makes them question their faith



absurd thought -
God of the Universe hates
Christmas celebrations

leads to Muslim apostates
who then get death threats



MERRY HOLIDAYS
we all have our special ones
drink responsibly

world economy depends
on massive celebrations



for the holidays
we must get together
- before they are over

ancient feelings
days will get longer again


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Philosophy of Liberty Cartoon
Apostates of Islam

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The Dentist's Chair

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While sitting in the dentist’s chair,
It just seemed so very unfair;
The doctor had no more gas,
So time would not easily pass,
And this gave me quite a big scare.


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This and the previous prompted by Mad Kane.


If You Were President?

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If you were President
in the big White House
with the big metal fence
you would be the resident.

If you were President
you would give big speeches
could eat the best peaches
and you wouldn't pay rent.

If you were President
men would persuade you
and dissuade you
try to shape your intent.

Like with all Presidents
men would lie for you
and die for you
and make your arguments.

If you were President
people would listen to you
clap and cheer for you
but some would dissent.

As with all Presidents
men would shill for you
and kill for you
apprise you of developments.

If you were President
men would blame you
and try to shame you
when caught in an incident.

If you were President
people would hear you
many would fear you
and what you represent.

If you were President
it would tend to seem unreal
no matter how you'd feel
you'd still be President...


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Halloween on Friday

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city streets jam late
Halloween on Friday
wild costumes all night

urban ghouls and goblins
try to stay out of trouble


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