Don't fix health care systems...

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absurd thought -
don't fix your health care system
just make it worse...


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FreeMarketCure.com

Kids on the beach...

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kids on the beach
search for smooth colored sea glass
- thanks litter bugs


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Inspired at Mad Haiku

Bumblebee...

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bumblebee
attends the flowers
- naturally working


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This 4th of July...

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this 4th of July
less fireworks than last year
- recession


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STOP ALL THIS TWEETING (for Iran)

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absurd thought -
your Supreme God says
STOP ALL THIS TWEETING

it will just educate
way too many sheeple



absurd thought –
your Supreme God says
MAD mullahs MUST be in charge

beating students and children
and freaking over tweets…



absurd thought -
your Supreme God
HATES ALL THIS TWEETING

it will only wakeup
way too many sheeple


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Iran.twazzup.com

Apologize to evil...

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just absurd -
apologize to evil
never scold it


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Just waiting...

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just waiting -
the bulldog sits in a chair
at the Vet's


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Small children in tow...

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small children in tow
young mom leads us into town
- ropes for leashes


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Make BIG bucks...

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make BIG bucks
sell your stuff on eBay
- as seen on TV


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Outdoor cafe...

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outdoor cafe -
smoking prohibited
creeping nanny state


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Cherry trees...

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cherry trees
blossom in Washington
- lobbyists scurry


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Government...

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government
afraid of the people
- liberty


the people
terrified of government
- tyranny


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Liberals...

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liberals
debating conservatives
- fairly balanced


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Child holding sign...

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child holding sign
DON'T MORTGAGE MY FUTURE
- rightwing extremist


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Save our planet...

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save our planet
KILL all the humans
- HAPPY Earth Day


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Make A Wish...

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star
falling
through the sky
meteorite
rock


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Write an instant Lantern (shape) poem here...

Drunk but still cute...

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drunk but still cute
until the morning that is
- coyote ugly


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Move right on defense...

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absurd thought -
our Supreme God says
hate ALL Liberals

who admit their errors
and move right on defense


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Ron Silver RIP

Aim small miss small...

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aim small miss small
pity the poor terrorist
- after killing


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KILL ALL the lawyers...

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absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
KILL ALL the lawyers

except for the one you save
to advocate for your life


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Cover your ass...

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cover your ass
expect reincarnation
- resist Sharia


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Shape shifting...

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shape shifting -
money is like water
changing locations


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Communism...

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communism -
by any other name
seems fine by many


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Freedom of speech...

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freedom of speech
most dangerous concept
- threatens tyranny


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Liberty Be Damned!

An old friend visits...

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girl
going
to college
visits my blog
friend


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Write an instant Lantern (shape) poem here...

Outlaw Valentine's Day...

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here’s an absurd thought -
your Supreme God says
outlaw Valentine's Day

confiscate ALL red roses
keep men and women apart


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Toddler TV

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praise Teletubbies -
teaching toddlers friendship
science and manners...

smiling baby sun giggles
stomach screens repeat short films


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In the nightclub...

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tunes
music
surrounds us
in the nightclub
songs


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Write an instant Lantern (shape) poem here...

Micromanage...

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micromanage
all your employees
- drive them crazy


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Mold on the cheese cake...

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mold on the cheese cake
puts an end to my dessert
- disappointment


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Getting a job is a job...

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the harder you work
the luckier you'll get
- keep working at it

getting a job is a job
you WILL get another one


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Too much thinking...

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too much thinking
sleep comes difficultly -
try counting backwards


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Let someone hit you...

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here's an absurd thought -
your Supreme God says
let someone hit you

over and over again
and NEVER hit back harder


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