Talk - Discuss - Debate

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at daycare
four toddlers talk
- about tornadoes


in grade school -
ten-year-olds discuss
global warming


high school kids
debate climate change
- leads to ridicule


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Great Global Warming

Christmas Tree is back...

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Christmas Tree is back
in the park downtown
- tis the season


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Hurricanes...

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bad hurricanes
ARE natural disasters
- they're NOT man-made


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When angry...

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when angry
remember Seinfeld
- SERENITY NOW


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Saturday Night after 9/11...

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Union Square Park -
not too far from Ground Zero
thousands of candles

mourners walk between flowers
cell phone photo journalists



the armory's walls -
little boy tries to help
by pointing at picture

asks me if I've seen her
then his mom leads him away



soon after 9/11 -
mocking peace sign's slogans
in the empty bar

MAD man screams LIBERAL
comes at me with FIST raised



misunderstanding
sarcasm enraged him
- ready for a fight

patron intervenes in time
for me to clear the air

after 9/11 -

an angry man

wants millions KILLED


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Don't maximize liberty...

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absurd thought -
don't maximize liberty
vote for tyranny...


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Old man riding bike...

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old man riding bike
slowly like standing still
- young boy is amazed


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Create NEW jobs...

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creating NEW jobs
will spread MORE wealth around
- it is NOT finite


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Don't fix health care systems...

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absurd thought -
don't fix your health care system
just make it worse...


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FreeMarketCure.com

Kids on the beach...

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kids on the beach
search for smooth colored sea glass
- thanks litter bugs


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Inspired at Mad Haiku

Bumblebee...

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bumblebee
attends the flowers
- naturally working


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This 4th of July...

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this 4th of July
less fireworks than last year
- recession


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STOP ALL THIS TWEETING (for Iran)

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absurd thought -
your Supreme God says
STOP ALL THIS TWEETING

it will just educate
way too many sheeple



absurd thought –
your Supreme God says
MAD mullahs MUST be in charge

beating students and children
and freaking over tweets…



absurd thought -
your Supreme God
HATES ALL THIS TWEETING

it will only wakeup
way too many sheeple


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Iran.twazzup.com

Apologize to evil...

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just absurd -
apologize to evil
never scold it


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Just waiting...

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just waiting -
the bulldog sits in a chair
at the Vet's


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Small children in tow...

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small children in tow
young mom leads us into town
- ropes for leashes


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Make BIG bucks...

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make BIG bucks
sell your stuff on eBay
- as seen on TV


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Outdoor cafe...

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outdoor cafe -
smoking prohibited
creeping nanny state


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Cherry trees...

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cherry trees
blossom in Washington
- lobbyists scurry


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Government...

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government
afraid of the people
- liberty


the people
terrified of government
- tyranny


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Liberals...

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liberals
debating conservatives
- fairly balanced


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Child holding sign...

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child holding sign
DON'T MORTGAGE MY FUTURE
- rightwing extremist


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Save our planet...

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save our planet
KILL all the humans
- HAPPY Earth Day


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Make A Wish...

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star
falling
through the sky
meteorite
rock


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Write an instant Lantern (shape) poem here...

Drunk but still cute...

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drunk but still cute
until the morning that is
- coyote ugly


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Move right on defense...

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absurd thought -
our Supreme God says
hate ALL Liberals

who admit their errors
and move right on defense


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Ron Silver RIP

Aim small miss small...

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aim small miss small
pity the poor terrorist
- after killing


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KILL ALL the lawyers...

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absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
KILL ALL the lawyers

except for the one you save
to advocate for your life


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Cover your ass...

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cover your ass
expect reincarnation
- resist Sharia


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Shape shifting...

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shape shifting -
money is like water
changing locations


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Communism...

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communism -
by any other name
seems fine by many


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Freedom of speech...

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freedom of speech
most dangerous concept
- threatens tyranny


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Liberty Be Damned!

An old friend visits...

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girl
going
to college
visits my blog
friend


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Write an instant Lantern (shape) poem here...

Outlaw Valentine's Day...

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here’s an absurd thought -
your Supreme God says
outlaw Valentine's Day

confiscate ALL red roses
keep men and women apart


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Toddler TV

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praise Teletubbies -
teaching toddlers friendship
science and manners...

smiling baby sun giggles
stomach screens repeat short films


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In the nightclub...

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tunes
music
surrounds us
in the nightclub
songs


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Write an instant Lantern (shape) poem here...

Micromanage...

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micromanage
all your employees
- drive them crazy


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Mold on the cheese cake...

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mold on the cheese cake
puts an end to my dessert
- disappointment


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Getting a job is a job...

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the harder you work
the luckier you'll get
- keep working at it

getting a job is a job
you WILL get another one


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Too much thinking...

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too much thinking
sleep comes difficultly -
try counting backwards


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Let someone hit you...

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here's an absurd thought -
your Supreme God says
let someone hit you

over and over again
and NEVER hit back harder


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ROCK IN THE NEW YEAR

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Don't you be afraid
have no fear
the old times gone
the new year's here

what will happen
this coming year
days will get longer
spring will be here

so watch the ball drop
tick tock
tick tock rock
let's go rock

Come on let's rock this year
rock in the new year
rock in the new year
let's rock in the new year
rock in this here year

so rock in the cheer
just roll back the fear
we'll rock in the front
and roll out the rear

rock out the old world
and roll in the new
you can do more
but it's up to you

go watch the ball drop
tick tock
tick tock rock
let's go rock

Come on let's rock this year
rock in the new year
rock in the new year
let's rock in the new year
rock in this here year

what will shock
and what will awe
will dictators fall
and scandals tell all

so try to keep
some resolutions
maybe defend
the constitution

this year may rock
this year can rock
this year will rock

rock rock
tick tock rock
rock in the new year
rock in this here year
rock in this new year
have some fun this year
rock in a happy new year
rock in the new year...


UncleSpace

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